I come to Pittsburgh from California. Driving here presents challenges I had never encountered in all my years of previous driving. This page is intended to help other newcomers. And it will be an ongoing project, meaning it will be updated as I figure out how to cram in more stuff.
Challenges include extreme traffic congestion with limited lanes of travel, the bridges, navigation, and bizarre intersections. The terrain here often means streets meet at odd angles: If you’re used to intersections with 90-degree turns, you’re in for a shock. But also, the road system is ancient, with limited space for expansion. There are relatively few usable freeways so traffic congests on surface streets which via circuitous routes sometimes lead to bridges or tunnels or both, many of which are also old, also with limited capacity for expansion.
Finally, because traffic is generally so awful, I think traffic control decisions are often made with a view to facilitating traffic rather than to enhancing safety. There is some really weird stuff here and this is legitimately hard driving. I’ll try to take all these in no particular order. Tips are sprinkled throughout, not always under heading that might seem immediately applicable.
There are oddities with stop signs in the Pittsburgh area that are at least far less common in other places I’ve been.
One thing I’d never seen before coming to Pittsburgh is a stop sign with another sign immediately below it that says “except right turn.” In at least one place (figure 1), this right turn looks a lot more like a straight direction of travel than a turn. As you approach such a stop, that means you have right of way if you are turning right (which sometimes seems straight) and should proceed without stopping.
Fig. 1. This is an example of a “Stop Except Right Turn,” at the intersection of Streets Run Road and Delwar Road in Baldwin Borough. An actual right turn would plunge through the guardrail and down the side of a ravine. You might indeed want a running start. Photograph by author, December 25, 2019.
If, out of force of habit, you actually stop at such an intersection when signalling a right turn, you may be honked at. But also, drivers approaching the intersection from other directions have no notice that you have that right of way (for example, figure 2).
Fig. 2. This is the stop sign at the end of Prospect Road, where it meets Streets Run Road in Baldwin Borough. Prospect Road has a fair amount of traffic, but Streets Run Road is a major thoroughfare. The sign tells you that traffic from your left does not stop (this is for traffic continuing on Streets Run Road from north to south). It does not tell you that traffic coming in the oncoming direction and turning right (that is, toward your left and continuing on Streets Run Road from south to north) does not stop, which is something you might want to know if you’re entering the intersection to turn left. Photograph by author, December 11, 2019.
And Pittsburgh drivers seemingly do not know about tapping on the horn. When they honk, they blare at you as if you are the worst person in the world and deserve not to even exist.
Often an intersection will have stop signs in every direction except one, in either the uphill or downhill direction. I assume this has to do with winter weather driving, but in combination with the fact that stop signs are not always placed in standard locations (see next section), this introduces some real ambiguity as to who has right of way.
Oddly placed stop signs
I mentioned about terrain. It is often extremely steep here. The streets are often very narrow and the practice of taking turns so drivers proceeding in opposite directions can all get past each other and parked cars is more of an art than a science.
This also means that stop signs aren’t always placed in expected locations. They still apply, even when intersections are complicated with multiple streets that don’t always form neat singular intersections.
But the other problem with oddly placed stop signs is that you don’t know where they are for other directions of travel. Even in places where you know where to look, they can be hard to see. Here, you can’t even be sure you know where to look.
So does that other car have right of way or do you? Sometimes there will be an additional sign posted below the stop sign indicating that oncoming traffic or traffic from some other direction does not stop. But not always. So you don’t always know.
I really don’t like to complain about the placement of stop signs, but some of the stop signs around Pittsburgh really are placed in unexpected locations. I thought these might be unexpected because I’m from California and maybe they just place them differently here, but my passengers assure me they catch everyone.
It’s often as if they were placed as spots for cops to wait near so they can write tickets to the unwary, but I never see any cops waiting by them.
Some of these stop signs are on the other side of blind curves. They might be announced with a “Stop Ahead” sign, but either or both the stop and the “Stop Ahead” signs might be obscured by vegetation, which frequently overgrows around here, and the “Stop Ahead” signs really don’t tell you the distance to the actual stop sign.
Ambiguous stop signs
I’ll talk about weird intersections in the next section, but there are a few intersections where roadways come together at very close angles. You will see a stop sign between them and you will wonder: Is this stop sign for me or for the other roadway?
I have already mentioned above and will also talk more about obnoxious honking later on in this page. If you get the answer to that question wrong, you flunk. You’re the worst person in the world and deserve not to exist.
Sometimes, there will be clues, like a slight, often very slight angle to the sign, which fails to inspire confidence because many signs here are simply askew, apparently due to mischief. Or there will be the pretense of a shade meant to suggest that you aren’t supposed to see the sign. In one place I know of, one of the signs is marked for the “ramp,” but if you’re unfamiliar with the territory, you might not be sure which direction is the “ramp.” And of course, you need to judge all this very quickly. Otherwise, you’re the worst person in the world and deserve not to exist.
But the secret to these seems often to be that the direction of travel where the stop sign applies will have stop signs on both the right and left sides. If in such a situation, you only have a stop sign on one side, it might not apply to you. And of course, there are exceptions, so feel inspired and confident that you will always, in every case know exactly what’s going on with every intersection. Because if you don’t, you’re the worst person in the world and deserve not to exist.
I am noticing that I am subject to yield signs in places where I am at a distinct disadvantage in visibility. It is often hard—very hard—to determine how aggressive to be when approaching an intersection where you are thus indicated not to have right of way.
Streets come together oddly at a lot of intersections in Pittsburgh. And the controls aren’t always what you expect. Sometimes there will even be a sign warning that traffic in the opposite direction has an “extended green,” meaning they’ll get to go while you’re still waiting.
Amanda, Bausman, Brownsville, and Hayes
One intersection I want to call special attention to is at Amanda, Bausman, Brownsville, and Hayes, in the Knoxville neighborhood (figure 3). This is a very complicated intersection and in ways that aren’t apparent as you approach it. And there is a very special booby trap here.
Fig. 3. Screenshot from Google Maps, September 22, 2019. This is the intersection of Amanda Avenue, Bausman Street, Brownsville Road, and Hayes Avenue.
What you should know here is that Brownsville Road, unidentified but depicted in figure 1 from top middle to lower left, basically proceeds along a ridge. Bausman comes up a steep hill approaching that ridge. Hayes is also on the ridge but neither the traffic on Hayes nor the traffic on Bausman can see each other as they approach the intersection. They each get a green light at the same time. And oh yeah, sometimes people are surprised when somebody else also has a green light coming from a contradictory direction.
Welcome to Pittsburgh.
Beechwood, Browns Hill, and Hazelwood
Fig. 4. Screenshot from Google Maps, September 24, 2019, depicting the intersection of Hazelwood Avenue, Browns Hill Road, and Beechwood Boulevard. Hazelwood is unidentified here but approaches from center left past the food pantry. Beechwood approaches on a diagonal from lower right to the intersection and continues on a slight diagonal toward top center left. Browns Hill either begins or ends at this intersection.
Another special (in the most pejorative sense of the word) case is the intersection of Hazelwood Avenue, Browns Hill Road, and Beechwood Boulevard (figure 4). The booby trap here arises when you are approaching the intersection on Hazelwood, intending to continue in roughly the same direction on Beechwood. Google Maps identifies this as a “soft right,” it looks like a soft right, and the intersection offers a right turn signal.
So you might think that right turn signal applies to you. Hopefully, you manage to avoid a collision. That right turn signal coincides with a green for left turn traffic off Browns Hill Road. You needed to wait for the regular green light because that direction of travel, the very same one that Google identified as a “soft right,” and the very same one you thought was a right turn because it is a bit of a turn to the right, is “straight” to that light.
The steep terrain means there are lots of tunnels. Some of these are ancient and narrow with terrible sight lines. Occasionally, you’ll see a sign that says you should honk before entering because even the authorities have recognized that no one can see the traffic on the other side. That of course also means you should be listening for a horn before entering a tunnel.
The wider tunnels such as Fort Pitt, Liberty, and Squirrel Hill are two lanes wide, with the lanes separated by double white lines. You cannot change lanes in these tunnels. I understand this is increasingly being enforced with cameras.
The no-lane-change rule is particularly problematic with the Liberty Tunnel.
Liberty Tunnel and Bridge
If you aren’t confused by the time you finish reading this section, you just aren’t paying attention. It’s that bad. Oh, and Google Maps doesn’t know about it, so you won’t get any help there.
First, to explain, the Liberty Tunnel is a major route connecting the South Hills area of Pittsburgh with the Liberty Bridge which in turn feeds on to all sorts of possible routes into downtown, near and away from downtown, and the Veterans Bridge. Pittsburgh navigation is complicated and this is only one example. The Liberty Bridge (figure 5) crosses the Monongahela River and is separated from the Tunnel by a single intersection where turns are restricted but also offers possibilities of heading toward the South Side area, up towards Mount Oliver, and down towards Station Square.
Fig. 5. Screenshot from Google Maps, September 22, 2019, covering the connection of the Liberty Tunnel to the Liberty Bridge and the mess of interchanges leading in the general direction of the Veterans Bridge (not shown, but crossing the Allegheny River to the north).
On weekdays from 2:00 pm to 6:00 pm, the Liberty Bridge, with otherwise has two lanes in each direction, switches to three lanes in the southbound (out of downtown, toward South Hills) direction and one lane in the northbound direction.
Even during such times, there are two lanes in the northbound (toward downtown) direction in the Liberty Tunnel. See above: No lane changes are permitted in the tunnel. During these times, the right lane in the tunnel very rapidly emerges into a right turn only lane toward the South Side district. If you’re heading to or through downtown, you need the left lane. Yes, that’s the one with all the cars in it.
Conversely, during such times, in the southbound direction (toward the South Hills, out of downtown), the right lane on the Liberty Bridge emerges onto a right turn only lane toward Mount Washington.
At all times, the Liberty Tunnel, in the southbound direction, also has exactly two lanes. The right lane emerges from the tunnel to a ramp for southbound Pennsylvania Route 51, toward Uniontown, with a very short space to change lanes out. You would also use the right lane if you mean to head north on Route 51.
Remember that there are no lane changes permitted in the tunnel. So this means that if you’re heading for West Liberty or Washington Road beyond, during that weekday 2:00 pm to 6:00 pm timeframe, you’ll want the left lane on the Liberty Bridge. If you’re heading toward Route 51, you’ll want the middle lane. And if you’re heading for Mount Washington, you’ll want the right. Figure it out no later than when you’re on the bridge and preferably sooner because traffic will be heavy.
The final booby trap on the Liberty Bridge occurs in the northbound direction and Google Maps doesn’t recognize that there’s any issue here at all. At some point you suddenly have three or four lanes in the northbound direction, all seemingly going straight. But the right two lanes are an exit for Boulevard of the Allies. When Google doesn’t tell you to go toward Boulevard of the Allies, that means you want the left one or two lanes (depending on whether or not it’s a weekday between 2:00 pm and 6:00 pm).
Do you have a headache yet? Because there’s more: When there are two lanes available in the northbound direction, the left rapidly becomes an exit only lane for 6th Avenue as it crosses onto land. If you want 7th Avenue (which, at this writing, will be closed for a while for construction), you want the right lane, which is the same lane as for a bunch of other options that come up in a very short space.
Those other options include Centre Avenue, Bedford Avenue, Bigelow Boulevard, and Interstate 579 leading towards Pennsylvania Route 28 and Interstate 279. This is a god-awful mess that is nowhere near adequately marked, especially when approached from downtown. The closest analog I can think of is the MacArthur Maze in Oakland, California, but I think the MacArthur Maze is better marked. I know Google Maps does a better job of navigating through the MacArthur Maze; it is almost no help at all navigating through this from multiple directions with no time at all to figure out what you’re doing.
Fort Pitt and Fort Duquesne Bridges
Fig. 6. Screenshot from Google Maps, September 22, 2019, covering downtown, the Fort Pitt and Fort Duquesne Bridges and environs. The Fort Pitt Tunnel extends to the southwest from the Fort Pitt Bridge. Another piece of the mess here is Pennsylvania Route 28 (not shown) which follows the north shore of the Allegheny River and connects to Route 65 very near the interchange with I-279. Two rivers are unidentified: The Allegheny approaches from the upper right. It and the Monongahela are tributaries combining to form the Ohio which proceeds to the left.
One place traffic really gets bad is around the Fort Pitt and Fort Duquesne Bridges (figure 6). These two bridges cross the Monongahela and Allegheny Rivers respectively, very near the Point (where historically Forts Duquesne and Fort Pitt stood) where these two rivers combine to form the Ohio River. They aren’t very far apart and there are a lot of directions of entry and a lot of directions of exit and a limited number of lanes on each of the bridges. This means there is a ludicrous number of lane changes that can only happen in a ludicrously short space (the rivers are wide but not that wide). If you don’t do this right, you’ll find yourself headed in entirely the wrong direction.
So pay attention: If, for example, you’re getting on the Fort Duquesne Bridge from Pittsburgh’s North Shore, where there are two major sports stadiums, a casino, the Carnegie Science Center (a museum), and Stage AE (a major entertainment venue), among other things, and you mean to head towards Banksville Road or I-376 west towards the airport, you’ll need to stay in the far right lane until you’re past the exits for Fort Duquesne Boulevard and the Strip District, then start working your way over to the left two lanes on the Fort Pitt Bridge, but look out, because you don’t want to end up on I-376 east towards Monroeville. All in very short spaces. All with people meaning to do the opposite things from you and changing lanes in the other direction.
Similar fussiness applies in the opposite direction, where you might be headed toward Fort Pitt Boulevard, Boulevard of the Allies, Fort Duquesne Bridge, the Strip District, Pittsburgh’s North Shore, I-279 north, Pennsylvania Routes 28 or 65, and all the permutations therefrom. This is absolute madness and because of it, traffic approaching the Fort Pitt Tunnel on I-376 east backs up for miles, often past Carnegie.
Also, as you continue past the Fort Pitt Bridge, Google Maps doesn’t seem to understand what lanes are what when proceeding in the general direction of the Fort Duquesne Bridge. As near as I can tell, it thinks there are only three lanes when, in fact, there are four. And each of these lanes is for something different, so you really, really need to be in the right one.
As you might have gathered from the foregoing, Pittsburgh navigation is difficult. Difficult enough, it seems, even to merit a CityLab article that sheds some light on those color coded “Belt” signs you’ll see all over the place, but are really too inconsistently placed to help much with day-to-day navigation.
Thanks to its rugged topography and irregular pattern of development, the city and its environs are notoriously difficult to navigate. Downtown’s “Golden Triangle” is a mishmash of streets, as industrial developments on the banks of the Allegheny and Monongahela rivers were eventually connected with roads, albeit haphazardly. The region’s major arterials are designed in a hub-and-spoke system, with all traffic seemingly routed through downtown. Pittsburgh, as the local map designer Bob Firth once declared, is “ungriddable”
To call it a “mishmash of streets,” haphazardly connected, understates it. If you’re hoping to make any sense of it all, abandon all hope.
The closest I’ve come to making any sense of it is to see it all as a bunch of hub-and-spoke systems, overlapping. There are places where roads come together, like downtown (try to stay away); West End; an intersection of Library Road, Glenbury Street, and Saw Mill Boulevard; and so on. These are the hubs. Traffic is horrible in all of them and there’s no good way around them.
I’ve had more than one person inform me that Pittsburgh is laid out for people who already know their way around. Which is kind of interesting—and this is something my mother also noted—since as that article points out, “lots of Pittsburgh-area natives [don’t] venture too far past [their] home[s].” So try to be a bit forgiving of your fellow drivers: Even if natives, they might simply be confused.
Pittsburghers don’t much like navigation apps and only use them when they really don’t know the way to where they’re going. There are lots of reasons for this and a consequence is that Google Maps, at least, will often fail to detect gridlock: Google’s system can only detect gridlock if a lot of users have the app open and are stuck in the same place.
In general, I hate turning on voice navigation with Google Maps. It says some really idiotic things and its mispronunciations are ludicrous. I have found it absolutely necessary in Pittsburgh.
Even so, many, many, many intersections here are just plain weird. In California, I had no problem driving at night. Here, I worried about it until I got to know my way around reasonably well, in significant part because roads come together so weirdly and often too close together. You simply have to learn the booby traps for inexperienced navigators and learn to find your way through them. And there are a lot of them. For example, figure 7:
Fig. 7. The intersection of South Braddock Avenue and Edgewood Avenue, facing north by northwest. Photograph by author, March 11, 2020.
Most people looking at this intersection will think that straight is, well, straight, that is, onto Edgewood Avenue. Right? But let’s look at how Google has it mapped (figure 8):
Fig. 8. The intersection of South Braddock Avenue and Edgewood Avenue, as shown on Google Maps. Screenshot, March 12, 2020.
Google has continuing on South Braddock Avenue, that is, bearing to the left (figure 7), as continuing straight (figure 8). You won’t know it when you’re actually driving and glancing quickly at the map on your phone screen, and Google won’t tell you, but you need to bear left to continue straight.
Fig. 9. The intersection of Parkfield Street and Dartmore Street, as shown in Google Maps. Screenshot, May 7, 2020.
Less satisfactory is the example in figure 9. As you come down Parkfield Street and reach the intersection with Dartmore Street, you are confronted with what appears to be a “T” intersection. Most of the time, you mean to continue down Parkfield toward Nobles Lane and Saw Mill Run Boulevard. This means a right turn. Google flatly doesn’t tell you. You simply have to be watching the map on your phone at the same time you’re listening to the directions and watching the road.
The thing about this is that Google is inconsistent about when it gives direction and when it does not. Consider the McKeesport-Duquesne (figure 12) and the Rankin (figure 11) Bridges, both of which cross the Monongahela River and both of which have similar approaches from Pennsylvania Route 837. There’s a huge bend in the river between these two bridges (the Rankin Bridge, figure 11, is the one closer to downtown Pittsburgh and 837 North heads towards the Southside, across the river from downtown) and the Mansfield Bridge, further upstream (that is, away from downtown), which, by the way, makes a lot of navigation in this area (figure 10) confusing and counterintuitive on both sides of the river. Adding even more confusion is the Youghiogheny River, a tributary that joins the Monongahela in McKeesport.
Fig. 10. Screenshot from Google Maps, taken May 19, 2020, offering an overview of the area including the Rankin Bridge (figure 10) and the McKeesport-Duquesne Bridge (figure 11). Five bridges are pictured here, all of which cross the Monongahela River from Pennsylvania State Route 837. Beginning with the corner nearest downtown, that is, to the northwest, we have the Glenwood Bridge, the Homestead Grays Bridge (the name honors a local baseball team in the now-long gone Negro League), the Rankin Bridge, the McKeesport-Duquesne Bridge, and the Mansfield Bridge. The Youghiogheny River can be seen joining the Monongahela from McKeesport from the southeast. More faintly, Turtle Creek can be seen joining the Monongahela near North Braddock. Immediately across the Monongahela from Kennywood Park is the U.S. Steel Edgar Thomsom Works, mentioned in “Pittsburgh, race, and a threat to appropriated identity.”
Fig. 11. Screenshot from Google Maps of the Rankin Bridge, taken May 19, 2020.
Fig. 12. Screenshot from Google Maps of the McKeesport-Duquesne Bridge (labeled South Duquesne Boulevard), taken May 19, 2020.
These bridges are both straight forward from Route 837 South. You get into the left turn lane to make a left turn and cross the bridge or stay in the right lane to continue on 837 South.
The problem is from 837 North and here is where the inconsistency appears. In both cases, to cross the bridge, instead of making a right turn, you bear left and then turn right to cross the bridge. 837 North continues via an underpass to the right.
But Google only explains this with the McKeesport-Duquesne Bridge, where it tells you to use the left lane to get onto to South Duquesne Boulevard. You really need to do the same thing if you mean to cross the Rankin bridge, but it is silent. Counterintuitively, it treats bearing left to do a right turn as going straight.
These aren’t even remotely the most egregious examples. There are many more that are even less well marked and even more obviously, well, turns that Google simply won’t tell you are turns. These examples merely happen to be ones I encounter frequently.
The final problem I notice with Google Maps is in the quality of their source maps. Consider figure 13:
Fig. 13. The intersection of East 15th Avenue, West 15th Avenue, West Street, and Sarah Street, in Homestead. Screenshot from Google Maps, taken May 25, 2020.
Do you see that portion of Sarah Street that’s marked West Pine Way, between the real West Pine Way and West 15th Avenue? It isn’t West Pine Way. It’s Sarah Street, just like the rest of that street heading off in a diagonal to the west and that’s what the street sign says.
But if you are on East 15th Avenue, heading toward this intersection, on a route that will take you down Sarah Street, Google will tell you to take the “second left” onto West Pine Way. This example is unusual in that Google actually has it marked incorrectly on the map (figure 13). But there are a number of similar cases around Pittsburgh where Google simply does not have the correct street name for a short connecting street.
Then there are the cases where the street signs themselves are inconsistent. My favorite is when the appellation, such as “Way” or “Street” or “Avenue,” varies from one end of a block to the other. Pittsburgh navigation is confusing.
The hypocrisy here is rich. As noted above, even native Pittsburgh drivers are liable to confusion when they venture into unfamiliar territory. But they take the bizarre aspects of navigation closer to home for granted and expect you to have mastered them in the way that they have.
More generally, forget about any sense of orientation. Sure, look at your compass. It won’t do you any good. Roads here often bend around terrain and rivers. Very little of this is straight and to the extent that grid systems even exist, they cover small areas. And the appellations on route numbers, such as 28 North (which roughly follows the Allegheny River until it reaches U.S. 422) or 65 North (which follows the Ohio River and then, very roughly, the Beaver River to New Castle), which proceed in completely opposite directions from Interstate 279, apply to broader areas than are useful in the moment. Treat those appellations as designations that help to clarify which ramp you should be using, not as indications of which way you’re going.
Which means you need that damned navigation app if you don’t know where you’re going. And as unhappy as I am with Google Maps here, it still seems to be a lesser of evils. (Waze, also owned by Google, is probably about as reliable, but that’s a topic for another time.)
Except for toll roads, there aren’t very many freeways around Pittsburgh. But anything remotely resembling a freeway has carries a special set of hazards.
When traffic isn’t heavy, the prevailing speed on highways is generally around fifteen miles over the posted limit. You are likely to be tailgated and honked at if you go any slower. And you’ll see plenty of folks doing twenty or more over the limit.
The weird thing about on-ramps in this part of the world is that they aren’t merges like I’m used to in California. They’re very short, governed by yield signs or even stop signs. And other drivers actually expect you to yield or stop. If you’re wondering how you’re going to do zero to fifteen over the limit (see above) in nothing flat, well, I’m still trying to figure that out, too.
Fig. 14. Screenshot from Google Maps, taken April 13, 2020, of the interchange of I-376 and Beechwood Boulevards.
One of the worse examples I’ve seen here here is from Beechwood Boulevard onto the Parkway (I-376) East (figure 14). The on-ramp here terminates with a stop sign. Immediately following the on-ramp is the off-ramp (Exit 74) that leads to Beechwood Boulevard heading toward Squirrel Hill and Homestead. So you need to come to a full stop, wait for a break in traffic, then accelerate like mad and do an additional lane change to the left to get to the Squirrel Hill Tunnel. And of course everybody is doing at least ten or fifteen miles per hour over the speed limit. In general, this interchange is an evil mess from any direction.
One way streets
Local authorities here seem to be economical with one way signs with the consequence that you might be on one without knowing it. One way streets are often marked only where you cannot enter. For example, Google has the entirety of East Agnew Avenue from Brownsville Road in Carrick to Becks Run Road, probably in Baldwin, marked as a one way street (figure 15). This is not actually true as can be readily determined by the presence of stop signs and other regulatory signs facing the allegedly wrong way.
But it is true on the bottom portion approaching Becks Run Road. And indeed, the Becks Run Road end is well marked with Do Not Enter signs and a One Way sign. It’s harder to say where the one way section begins from the other end. There is a point where East Agnew Avenue narrows noticeably and that would be my guess. But I don’t actually know and there are no signs indicating it.
Fig. 15. Screenshot from Google Maps, taken April 26, 2020, of East Agnew Avenue.
In general, local folks will know which roads should be avoided at all costs. Driving for Uber and Lyft, I’ve never had so many folks warn me off of routes that Google Maps recommends because of potholes.
This section is sure to expand so I’ll try to keep it in alphabetical order.
Century III Mall
The biggie near where I live is Century III Mall, which goes by a mostly closed shopping mall (JC Penney is the sole remaining tenant). Google Maps, naturally, loves it and thinks you should use this road in nearly every circumstance that it could in any way be appropriate. (In general, Google Maps often prefers roads that are nearly unusable.) Use it at the risk of your car’s suspension; it has so many potholes that, if they (whomever it is that is responsible for this thing) aren’t going to fix it properly, they should close it. Instead, every once in a while, somebody comes around and dumps some asphalt in some of the holes.
East Hills Drive
East Hills Drive between Frankstown Road and Park Hill Drive in the East Hills neighborhood (figure 16) has some of the worst potholes anywhere in Pittsburgh. I haven’t actually gotten out with a tape measure but some of these look to me like they are six inches deep or more. Apparently this roadway has been like this for decades. Unless you have a tank or a bulldozer, avoid this road at all costs.
Fig. 16. Screenshot from Google Maps, taken April 26, 2020, of East Hills Drive.
Fig. 17. Screenshot from Google Maps, September 23, 2019. This covers the area around Rialto Street. There are few alternative routes to Troy Hill.
Another problem, harder to avoid, is Rialto Street (figure 17) which effectively connects the 31st Street Bridge over the Allegheny River from the Strip District to Troy Hill. It’s just about the only way to Troy Hill within a reasonable distance. This street is narrow, steep, and, yes, two way. Traffic can be heavy on it because it’s hard to avoid, and getting around that sport utility vehicle (SUV) going the other way is nerve-wracking. And there can be a lot of SUVs here; they’re popular here just like they are anywhere else.
Pittsburgh traffic sucks. And if I had waited in California as long for a traffic signal as long as I routinely do here, I would have seriously considered running it. There are simply way too many cars for these roads and there isn’t much anyone can do about it. Patience isn’t merely a virtue here; it’s a necessity.
This means of course that lots of people are checking their smartphones while waiting at intersections. Of course they do: They’re going to be waiting there for what seems like an interminable period. But where elsewhere people might tap their horn when the light turns green and the driver in front is distracted, here, it’s a blare. I’ve said it before here and I’ll say it again: People here don’t know how to tap their horns.
Something else I’ve noticed is that when I think I have misjudged a yellow light, pushing it too far, on a left turn, usually at least two or three cars follow me through that very same turn—and no, none of them are police cars with their flashing lights. This might be part of the “Pittsburgh Left,” to which I will return.
And one thing you might find rather rapidly is that, given a limited number of lanes in your direction of travel, the lane you want is the one with all the cars in it. Much more often than not. Like I said, the traffic sucks.
There is nearly always a lot of construction going on. In part this is because the infrastructure is old. Utilities need to be dug up. Telephone poles need replacing.
But also, Pittsburgh has winter. Winter wipes away lane markings and introduces pot holes. Repairs therefore may occur in three stages:
- Repainting lane markings so folks know where they should be.
- Repairing pot holes. Sometimes, as with Century III Mall, this might involve dumping some asphalt in the holes and—if you’re lucky—running over it with a steam roller. Sometimes it means scraping the top surface off and laying down a new surface, which takes a little longer. And sometimes it means digging up the road bed and reconstructing the road, which takes a lot longer.
- Repainting the lane markings for repaved roads.
All this occurs in a mad dash during “construction season,” that is, any time other than winter, all so winter can wreak its havoc all over again. And not all of it is gotten to, which means some roads get worse and worse and worse.
Coming to Pittsburgh from California, I perceive a pervasive sense of resignation that I have rarely encountered before. “It is what it is,” people say, and “if you can drive here, you can drive anywhere.”
I think the difficulties generate a paradoxical juxtaposition.
The good part of the paradox is that Pittsburgh drivers are often unexpectedly courteous. They’ll let you cut in, they’ll let you do left turns, they’ll give you a chance because they know that if they don’t, you’ll literally never get a chance to do what you need to do. The courtesy is essential and you absolutely should reciprocate.
The Pittsburgh Left
One aspect of this courtesy is something called the “Pittsburgh Left.” If you’re waiting to do a left turn and the light turns green, drivers proceeding in the opposite direction may allow you to do it before proceeding. For us out-of-towners, this is a really weird thing and not everybody does it. I’m still figuring it out.
One thing to watch out for with the Pittsburgh Left is that some drivers just assume you’re going to let them do it and barge right on through. Coming off Crosstown Boulevard (the connector with the Liberty Bridge) at the intersection of Forbes, Sixth Avenue, you’ll typically see three or four vehicles proceed right on through from the opposing direction, doing their left turns after they’ve gotten a red arrow and you’ve gotten a green—this at an intersection with restricted visibility due to pillars supporting an elevated roadway. Enter intersections gingerly—you really don’t know what the fuck anybody else is going to do.
The Pittsburgh Left doesn’t just apply with traffic signals. One of the hardest things for me to adjust to here is that, particularly when I’m trying to turn on to a busy street from a side street, drivers intending a left turn from that busy street onto that same side street may stop, allowing me to go. Because the streets are narrow, their action blocks traffic, making the maneuver safe, but being from California where the streets are wider, I don’t realize and lack confidence that it is safe.
So much is confusing or poorly laid out in Pittsburgh intersections that drivers will often give hand signals to each other.
I don’t mean the one-finger salute. These are motions for “you go first, so my turn will be easier,” or “you go first, simply because I think it’s really your turn,” or “you go first, because if I don’t let you go, you’re never gonna get a chance,” or sometimes, I swear, “I don’t feel like going, so you go,” or “thanks!”
Sometimes, not always at night, drivers will flick their high beams to mean the same things. Of course, this is a lot more ambiguous. And sometimes, they’ll just sit there, giving you no signal whatsoever. That’s the most ambiguous of all.
In other places I’ve been, I’ve hardly ever seen these. Indeed, I recall a traffic school instructor warning of liability should anything bad happen as a consequence of such a signal.
In Pittsburgh, they’re routine. Get used to watching for them. Get used to giving them. It’s all part of the negotiation that is essential for people to get where they’re going.
But I enter intersections gingerly, much more so than I ever did in California. Because the truth is, I still don’t know what anyone’s going to do.
I now have a sign on my back window that says, “Keep Your Testosterone Off My Tail.” It earns me some approval from women and pretty much everyone I talk to acknowledges that aggressive driving is a problem in Pittsburgh. Indeed, it seems there are a lot of aggressive drivers in Pittsburgh, though it appears not particularly more than, say, some (for me, familiar) spots in California. The sign hasn’t done a thing to shame these assholes into better behavior. But at least I know that some offensive behavior does not go unanswered.
Fig. 18. I found this sticker on the back of a car in a parking lot. Photograph by author, May 11, 2020.
And it isn’t just me (figure 18). Various folks have various messages, many quite clever, meant to accomplish the same end, and as you drive around, you’ll find a number of company vehicles with stickers afixed to their backs informing road ragers that the drivers of these vehicles will abide by the speed limit because their speeds are monitored by GPS. The indignant self-righteousness of speeders and tailgaters (oh, by the way, they won’t allow you to slow down to make a turn, either) is a real problem, it’s widely recognized, and as near as I can tell, the cops generally only care about your speed or about tailgating if you’re Black.
The bad part of the paradox I mentioned above is that road rage here is enormous. Sometimes, for example, if you’re doing anything less than twenty miles per hour over the posted speed limit (40 mph) on Route 51, you’ll get somebody in a testosterone truck, sometimes a coal roller, tailgating you and honking their horn.
And as previously and repeatedly noted, it seems like no one here knows how to just tap on their horn. They’re angels here and they’re assholes, sometimes rolled up into one.
Among the assholes are bus drivers, who just make up their own rules.
In any other place, hazard blinkers mean a vehicle won’t be moving for a while and that you should try to get around the vehicle. Here, bus drivers use hazard blinkers as a sort of combined right turn signal, for pulling into a bus stop, and left turn signal, for pulling out, and you can only guess when the latter will occur. These assholes are generally reckless and unaccountable, so move around stopped buses at your own risk. In these and other situations, bus drivers will arbitrarily assert right of way, based on their relative size rather than on generally accepted rules of the road.
In general, you need to do all the work of avoiding collisions with buses, because bus drivers are at best mildly interested in avoiding collisions with you.
I’m seeing in a few ways that the consumer protections I took for granted in California are absent here. People here seem to hate everyone automotive, with the former being convinced the latter are out to rip them off. This, of course, forms a feedback: If you’re going to be accused of dishonesty anyway, you might as well reap the benefits of that dishonesty, which of course further feeds the perception of dishonesty.
We’d all be better off with a regime that weeds out bad actors but especially as a Uber and Lyft driver, I simply can’t be playing games with this shit. I honestly don’t know how to do business this way.
In general, and as an older white male, I’ve seen almost no traffic enforcement. But I’ve had Black passengers tell me they take Lyft (Blacks in Pittsburgh seem to disproportionately ride with Lyft) to avoid those unpleasant, costly, and even dangerous police encounters. While some other Black passengers express doubts (I suspect this is about “respectability,” where “respectability” is defined in white terms, irrespective of an entirely different sociocultural history), I have substantial reason to believe that those who allege racism are telling me the truth. My observation is of pervasive systemic and overt racism here and it seems all I can do is to acknowledge it and acknowledge that I most certainly do see it.
In general, driving here requires a high tolerance for ambiguity. Some things should be sensible and aren’t. Lots of things can’t be sensible and aren’t.
- Vince Guerrieri, “The Map That Unlocked the Mysteries of Pittsburgh,” CityLab, October 25, 2019, https://www.citylab.com/transportation/2019/10/pittsburgh-street-map-beltway-system-allegheny-county-roads/600658/↩
- Vince Guerrieri, “The Map That Unlocked the Mysteries of Pittsburgh,” CityLab, October 25, 2019, https://www.citylab.com/transportation/2019/10/pittsburgh-street-map-beltway-system-allegheny-county-roads/600658/↩
- Vince Guerrieri, “The Map That Unlocked the Mysteries of Pittsburgh,” CityLab, October 25, 2019, https://www.citylab.com/transportation/2019/10/pittsburgh-street-map-beltway-system-allegheny-county-roads/600658/↩
- David Benfell, “Dear Google Maps (@GoogleMaps), you are intolerable in Pittsburgh,” Not Housebroken, July 27, 2019, https://disunitedstates.org/2019/07/27/dear-google-maps-googlemaps-you-are-intolerable-in-pittsburgh/; Brittany Shammas, “Artist forces Google Maps traffic jam with 99 phones in a wagon,” Sydney Morning Herald, February 6, 2020, https://www.smh.com.au/technology/artist-forces-google-maps-traffic-jam-with-99-phones-in-a-wagon-20200206-p53y7r.html↩
- KDKA, “Pittsburgh Has Some Of The Nation’s Most Aggressive Drivers, According To Study,” March 17, 2019, https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/03/17/pittsburgh-most-aggressive-drivers/↩
- Michael Ballaban, “The EPA Just Said That This Whole ‘Rolling Coal’ Thing Is Illegal,” Jalopnik, July 8, 2014, https://jalopnik.com/the-epa-just-said-that-this-whole-rolling-coal-thing-is-1601808499↩
- David Benfell, “Holding Blacks to white standards,” Not Housebroken, December 25, 2014, https://disunitedstates.org/2014/12/25/holding-blacks-to-white-standards/; Michael Harriot, “Why We Never Talk About Black-on-Black Crime: An Answer to White America’s Most Pressing Question,” Root, October 3, 2017, https://www.theroot.com/why-we-never-talk-about-black-on-black-crime-an-answer-1819092337↩
- David Benfell, “The banners and the guns: Flagrant racism in Pittsburgh,” Not Housebroken, September 22, 2019, https://disunitedstates.org/2019/09/20/the-banners-and-the-guns-flagrant-racism-in-pittsburgh/↩