Somebody shoulda kept his mushroom where the sun don’t shine

Gilead

Donald Trump

Hush money


Fig. 1. Cartoon by Jesse Duquette, undated, via “Minneapple23” [pseud.] on Imgur, April 1, 2023, fair use.

Donald Trump might have done better to keep his mushroom[1] inside zipped-up pants,[2] but I guess he had a good time asserting dominance over women. He just might not be done paying for it.

Larry Neumeister, Jennifer Peltz, and Michael R. Sisak, “Jury finds Trump liable for sexual abuse, awards accuser $5 million,” Los Angeles Times, May 9, 2023, https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2023-05-09/trump-rape-lawsuit-trial-jury

Right-wing militias

Police White supremacist gangs


Fig. 1. Photograph by Lorie Shaull, April 1, 2021, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0.

Hannah Allam, “A police chief got rid of a neo-Nazi. Then came the hard part,” Washington Post, May 8, 2023, https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/05/08/police-white-supremacist-springfield-illinois/

Jeff Himler, “Ligonier Valley police chief on leave; phone, vehicle seized during raid at station,” Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, May 8, 2023, https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/ligonier-valley-police-chief-on-leave-phone-vehicle-seized-during-raid-at-station/

Jordan Anderson and Hallie Lauer, “Pittsburgh had a plan to deal with the Highland Park gun range. But Gainey appears to have punted it,” Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, May 9, 2023, https://www.post-gazette.com/local/city/2023/05/08/pittsburgh-highland-park-gun-range-plan-gainey-scrapped-it/stories/202305080075


  1. [1]Joanna Rothkopf, “Stormy Daniels’s Detailed Description of Donald Trump’s Penis Explains a Lot,” Esquire, September 18, 2018, https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a23301515/stormy-daniels-donald-trump-penis-mushroom/
  2. [2]Meg Kelly, “President Trump and accusations of sexual misconduct: The complete list,” Washington Post, November 22, 2017, https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2017/11/22/president-trump-and-accusations-of-sexual-misconduct-the-complete-list/; Larry Neumeister, Jennifer Peltz, and Michael R. Sisak, “Jury finds Trump liable for sexual abuse, awards accuser $5 million,” Los Angeles Times, May 9, 2023, https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2023-05-09/trump-rape-lawsuit-trial-jury

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