Somebody shoulda kept his mushroom where the sun don’t shine

Gilead

Donald Trump

Hush money


Fig. 1. Cartoon by Jesse Duquette, undated, via “Minneapple23” [pseud.] on Imgur, April 1, 2023, fair use.

Donald Trump might have done better to keep his mushroom[1] inside zipped-up pants,[2] but I guess he had a good time asserting dominance over women. He just might not be done paying for it.

Larry Neumeister, Jennifer Peltz, and Michael R. Sisak, “Jury finds Trump liable for sexual abuse, awards accuser $5 million,” Los Angeles Times, May 9, 2023, https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2023-05-09/trump-rape-lawsuit-trial-jury

Right-wing militias

Police White supremacist gangs


Fig. 1. Photograph by Lorie Shaull, April 1, 2021, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0.

Hannah Allam, “A police chief got rid of a neo-Nazi. Then came the hard part,” Washington Post, May 8, 2023, https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/05/08/police-white-supremacist-springfield-illinois/

Jeff Himler, “Ligonier Valley police chief on leave; phone, vehicle seized during raid at station,” Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, May 8, 2023, https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/ligonier-valley-police-chief-on-leave-phone-vehicle-seized-during-raid-at-station/

Jordan Anderson and Hallie Lauer, “Pittsburgh had a plan to deal with the Highland Park gun range. But Gainey appears to have punted it,” Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, May 9, 2023, https://www.post-gazette.com/local/city/2023/05/08/pittsburgh-highland-park-gun-range-plan-gainey-scrapped-it/stories/202305080075


  1. [1]Joanna Rothkopf, “Stormy Daniels’s Detailed Description of Donald Trump’s Penis Explains a Lot,” Esquire, September 18, 2018, https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a23301515/stormy-daniels-donald-trump-penis-mushroom/
  2. [2]Meg Kelly, “President Trump and accusations of sexual misconduct: The complete list,” Washington Post, November 22, 2017, https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2017/11/22/president-trump-and-accusations-of-sexual-misconduct-the-complete-list/; Larry Neumeister, Jennifer Peltz, and Michael R. Sisak, “Jury finds Trump liable for sexual abuse, awards accuser $5 million,” Los Angeles Times, May 9, 2023, https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2023-05-09/trump-rape-lawsuit-trial-jury

Investors lack confidence in a confidence game

Banking

Silicon Valley Bank, Signature Bank, and Credit Suisse, 2023


Fig. 1. “The monument sign in front of the parking lot of the Silicon Valley Bank headquarters at 3003 West Tasman Drive, Santa Clara, California.” Photograph by Minh Nguyen, March 13, 2023, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0.

Telis Demos, “Banks Are in the Grips of Investor Crisis of Confidence,” Wall Street Journal, May 7, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/banks-are-in-the-grips-of-investor-crisis-of-confidence-62e05b4


Imperialism

Russia

Ukraine


Fig. 1. “Destroyed Russian military vehicles located on the main street Khreshchatyk are seen as part of the celebration of the Independence Day of Ukraine in Kyiv, August 24.” Photograph by Gleb Garanich for Reuters, August 24, 2022,[1] fair use.

Matthew Luxmoore and Ann M. Simmons, “Wagner Leader Reverses Course on Plan to Withdraw From Bakhmut,” Wall Street Journal, May 7, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/wagner-leader-reverses-course-on-plan-to-withdraw-from-bakhmut-2450727a


Gilead

Right-wing militias

Police White supremacist gangs


Fig. 1. Photograph by Lorie Shaull, April 1, 2021, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0.

Hannah Allam, “A police chief got rid of a neo-Nazi. Then came the hard part,” Washington Post, May 8, 2023, https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/05/08/police-white-supremacist-springfield-illinois/


  1. [1]Reuters, “Ukraine puts destroyed Russian tanks on display in Kyiv,” August 25, 2022, https://www.reuters.com/news/picture/ukraine-puts-destroyed-russian-tanks-on-idUSRTSALV9Q

Vladimir Putin’s Chef has been whining a lot lately, you know, something about ammunition. But what if Russia really doesn’t have the ammo to send him?

Imperialism

Russia

Ukraine


Fig. 2. “Destroyed Russian military vehicles located on the main street Khreshchatyk are seen as part of the celebration of the Independence Day of Ukraine in Kyiv, August 24.” Photograph by Gleb Garanich for Reuters, August 24, 2022,[1] fair use.

The distinction that’s being drawn in Patrick Tucker’s article[2] strikes me as odd.

What the U.S. intelligence services seem to be saying is that Russia’s offensive potential is severely degraded due to lack of manpower and ammunition. They aren’t saying anything about what Russia’s defensive potential (in occupied Ukrainian territory) is.[3] But I’m thinking there has to be an implication here.

It’s all rather interesting, actually, because Yevgeny Prigozhin has been whining about lack of ammunition, even threatening to abandon the siege on Bakhmut.[4] I dismissed this. I figured Vladimir Putin’s chef was serving up something steamy that you definitely don’t want to be smelling, let alone eating.

But if this reporting[5] is right, it could simply be that Prigozhin hasn’t gotten the ammunition for the Wagner Group that he has demanded[6] simply because Moscow doesn’t have the fucking ammunition to send him.

And even if crudely, what Prigozhin has been pointing out is that when you’re under attack, it even takes ammunition to hold your position. Which makes a decision to withdraw for lack of ammunition[7] seem all very sensible, even if, given his backstory,[8] it’s pretty near impossible for me to imagine that Prigozhin really gives even half a shit about the lives of his soldiers.[9]

Sentiment aside, if Prigozhin can’t hold his position because Moscow actually can’t send him the ammunition he needs, we can suspect that a still-expected Ukrainian counteroffensive might prove wildly successful as Russian forces fall back wherever challenged because they are all similarly poorly supplied. If, on the other hand, this is all just because the Kremlin doesn’t like Prigozhin,[10] then we can’t generalize from this at all.

I don’t know to what extent it’s either. But it’s just possible Putin might be about to learn about how if it doesn’t make sense, it doesn’t make sense, and it can’t last.[11] I’m not thinking we’ll have much warning before it does.

Patrick Tucker, “Without A New Draft, Russian Offensive Operations Are Over, US Intel Chiefs Say,” Defense One, May 4, 2023, https://www.defenseone.com/threats/2023/05/without-new-draft-russian-offensive-operations-are-over-us-intel-chiefs-say/386003/

Henry Foy et al., “Military briefing: the drone attack on the Kremlin,” Financial Times, May 5, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/fca39a1d-d642-4799-bdee-12423149cc61

Brad Lendon, Josh Pennington, and Uliana Pavlova, “Wagner chief says his forces are dying as Russia’s military leaders ‘sit like fat cats,’” CNN, May 5, 2023, https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/05/europe/wagner-military-group-prigozhin-ammunition-tirade-intl-hnk-ml/index.html


Gilead

Donald Trump

Coup attempt


Fig. 1. “Jake Angeli (Qanon Shaman), seen holding a Qanon sign at the intersection of Bell Rd and 75th Ave in Peoria, Arizona, on 2020 October 15.” Photography by TheUnseen011101 [pseud.], October 15, 2020, via Wikimedia Commons, public domain.

Jeremy Roebuck, “Proud Boys trial: Zach Rehl, the right-wing group’s Philly leader, and three others convicted in Jan. 6 sedition case,” Philadelphia Inquirer, May 4, 2023, https://www.inquirer.com/news/proud-boys-zach-rehl-sedition-philly-verdict-20230504.html

Amy Gardner and Holly Bailey, “At least eight Trump electors have accepted immunity in Georgia investigation,” Washington Post, May 5, 2023, https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/05/05/fulton-county-georgia-trump-investigation-electors-immunity/


Illiberalism


Fig. 3. Photograph by Joachim F. Thurn, August 1991, Bundesarchiv, B 145 Bild-F089030-0003, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0 DE.

Christian Oliver, “Onions and prayer rugs: Turkey approaches its decisive battle for democracy,” Politico, May 3, 2023, https://www.politico.eu/article/onions-prayer-rugs-turkey-approache-decisive-battle-democracy-election/


  1. [1]Reuters, “Ukraine puts destroyed Russian tanks on display in Kyiv,” August 25, 2022, https://www.reuters.com/news/picture/ukraine-puts-destroyed-russian-tanks-on-idUSRTSALV9Q
  2. [2]Patrick Tucker, “Without A New Draft, Russian Offensive Operations Are Over, US Intel Chiefs Say,” Defense One, May 4, 2023, https://www.defenseone.com/threats/2023/05/without-new-draft-russian-offensive-operations-are-over-us-intel-chiefs-say/386003/
  3. [3]Patrick Tucker, “Without A New Draft, Russian Offensive Operations Are Over, US Intel Chiefs Say,” Defense One, May 4, 2023, https://www.defenseone.com/threats/2023/05/without-new-draft-russian-offensive-operations-are-over-us-intel-chiefs-say/386003/
  4. [4]Brad Lendon, Josh Pennington, and Uliana Pavlova, “Wagner chief says his forces are dying as Russia’s military leaders ‘sit like fat cats,’” CNN, May 5, 2023, https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/05/europe/wagner-military-group-prigozhin-ammunition-tirade-intl-hnk-ml/index.html
  5. [5]Patrick Tucker, “Without A New Draft, Russian Offensive Operations Are Over, US Intel Chiefs Say,” Defense One, May 4, 2023, https://www.defenseone.com/threats/2023/05/without-new-draft-russian-offensive-operations-are-over-us-intel-chiefs-say/386003/
  6. [6]Brad Lendon, Josh Pennington, and Uliana Pavlova, “Wagner chief says his forces are dying as Russia’s military leaders ‘sit like fat cats,’” CNN, May 5, 2023, https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/05/europe/wagner-military-group-prigozhin-ammunition-tirade-intl-hnk-ml/index.html
  7. [7]Brad Lendon, Josh Pennington, and Uliana Pavlova, “Wagner chief says his forces are dying as Russia’s military leaders ‘sit like fat cats,’” CNN, May 5, 2023, https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/05/europe/wagner-military-group-prigozhin-ammunition-tirade-intl-hnk-ml/index.html
  8. [8]Julia Ioffe, “‘Putin’s Chef’: The Man Behind Russia’s Shadow Army,” Puck, December 13, 2022, https://puck.news/putins-chef-the-man-behind-russias-shadow-army/
  9. [9]Brad Lendon, Josh Pennington, and Uliana Pavlova, “Wagner chief says his forces are dying as Russia’s military leaders ‘sit like fat cats,’” CNN, May 5, 2023, https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/05/europe/wagner-military-group-prigozhin-ammunition-tirade-intl-hnk-ml/index.html
  10. [10]Dan Ladden-Hall, “Prigozhin Says Jealous Kremlin Deliberately Stopped Wagner Taking Bakhmut,” March 16, 2023, https://www.thedailybeast.com/prigozhin-says-jealous-kremlin-deliberately-stopped-wagner-taking-bakhmut
  11. [11]David Benfell, “If Vladimir Putin doesn’t make sense, he doesn’t make sense, and he cannot last,” Not Housebroken, March 16, 2023, https://disunitedstates.org/2022/10/10/if-vladimir-putin-doesnt-make-sense-he-doesnt-make-sense-and-he-cannot-last/

15 years vegan tonight

It was this evening (May 5) in 2008 when I decided I could go vegan, did so, and have remained ever since.


Gilead

Right-wing militias

Police White supremacist gangs


Fig. 1. Photograph by Lorie Shaull, April 1, 2021, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0.

So there was a raid. We don’t have even the first idea what the raid was about. But it happened.[1]

Joe Napsha, “Federal agents raid Ligonier Valley Police Department, officials say,” Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, May 5, 2023, https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/federal-agents-raid-ligonier-valley-police-department-officials-say/


  1. [1]Joe Napsha, “Federal agents raid Ligonier Valley Police Department, officials say,” Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, May 5, 2023, https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/federal-agents-raid-ligonier-valley-police-department-officials-say/

Lyft sinking

So-called ‘ridesharing’

Bezzle


Fig. 1. “Clarkdale Classic Gas Station, Clarkdale, Arizona,” Photograph by Alan Levine, October 28, 2016, via Wikimedia Commons, CC0.

Addressing a question from an analyst on a conference call to discuss Uber’s first-quarter results Tuesday morning, Chief Executive Officer Dara Khosrowshahi called Lyft “a very, very strong brand.” And while conceding his competitor is “going through a lot of changes,” he added that Lyft is also “not going anywhere.”[1]

Sounds like a kiss of death to me:

In a March note to clients, Wedbush Securities analyst Dan Ives called Lyft’s financial results in the preceding six months “a train wreck.”[2]

Lyft forecast second-quarter revenue of $1 billion to $1.02 billion, and adjusted earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization, or Ebitda, of $20 million to $30 million. Analysts had expected revenue of $1.08 billion and Ebitda of $51 million.[3]

Dan Gallagher, “Uber Is Firing on the Most Important Cylinders,” Wall Street Journal, May 2, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/uber-is-firing-on-the-most-important-cylinders-83fcfdd4

Kevin Truong and Annie Gaus, “Lyft Is Facing an Existential Crisis,” San Francisco Standard, May 3, 2023, https://sfstandard.com/business/lyft-is-facing-an-existential-crisis/

Levi Sumagaysay, “Lyft stock sinks as forecast falls short of estimates, while new CEO takes aim at Uber,” MarketWatch, May 4, 2023, https://www.marketwatch.com/story/lyft-stock-sinks-as-forecast-falls-short-of-estimates-as-new-ceo-takes-aim-at-uber-be385c60


Gilead

Donald Trump

Coup attempt


Fig. 2. “Jake Angeli (Qanon Shaman), seen holding a Qanon sign at the intersection of Bell Rd and 75th Ave in Peoria, Arizona, on 2020 October 15.” Photography by TheUnseen011101 [pseud.], October 15, 2020, via Wikimedia Commons, public domain.

Jeremy Roebuck, “Proud Boys trial: Zach Rehl, the right-wing group’s Philly leader, and three others convicted in Jan. 6 sedition case,” Philadelphia Inquirer, May 4, 2023, https://www.inquirer.com/news/proud-boys-zach-rehl-sedition-philly-verdict-20230504.html

Hush money


Fig. 3. Cartoon by Jesse Duquette, undated, via “Minneapple23” [pseud.] on Imgur, April 1, 2023, fair use.

Corinne Ramey, “Trump Seeks to Move Hush-Money Case to Federal Court, as New York Judge Signals Early 2024 Trial,” Wall Street Journal, May 4, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/judge-to-consider-limits-on-donald-trumps-airing-of-evidence-in-hush-money-case-5c61fd06


Imperialism

England

(dis)United Kingdom


Fig. 4. Map of the British Empire in the 1920s, attributed to “Ibu007” [pseud.], CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Ishaan Tharoor, “King Charles III could be Britain’s first post-colonial monarch,” Washington Post, May 5, 2023, https://www.washingtonpost.com//world/2023/05/05/king-charles-post-colonial-imperial/

Ireland

Jude Webber, “The coronation highlights the changing legacy of British rule in Ireland,” Financial Times, May 5, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/1006c49f-36b2-4a29-a4c3-68ab4cf15092


COVID-19 Pandemic


Fig. 5. Photograph by author, November 8, 2022.

Jamie Gumbrecht, Jacqueline Howard, and Deidre McPhillips, “WHO says Covid-19 is no longer a global health emergency,” CNN, May 5, 2023, https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/05/health/who-ends-covid-health-emergency/index.html


Pennsylvania and surrounding areas

Pittsburgh, the Ohio Valley, and surrounding areas

Pollution


Fig. 6. Photographer unknown, circa 1940-1950, from Smoke Control Lantern Slide Collection, ca. 1940-1950, AIS.1978.22, Archives Service Center, University of Pittsburgh, via Bloomberg,[4] fair use.

Nick Ripatrazone, “Donora’s Suffocation,” Belt, May 3, 2023, https://beltmag.com/donoras-suffocation/


  1. [1]Dan Gallagher, “Uber Is Firing on the Most Important Cylinders,” Wall Street Journal, May 2, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/uber-is-firing-on-the-most-important-cylinders-83fcfdd4
  2. [2]Kevin Truong and Annie Gaus, “Lyft Is Facing an Existential Crisis,” San Francisco Standard, May 3, 2023, https://sfstandard.com/business/lyft-is-facing-an-existential-crisis/
  3. [3]Levi Sumagaysay, “Lyft stock sinks as forecast falls short of estimates, while new CEO takes aim at Uber,” MarketWatch, May 4, 2023, https://www.marketwatch.com/story/lyft-stock-sinks-as-forecast-falls-short-of-estimates-as-new-ceo-takes-aim-at-uber-be385c60
  4. [4]Mark Byrnes, “What Pittsburgh Looked Like When It Decided It Had a Pollution Problem,” Bloomberg, June 5, 2012, https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2012-06-05/what-pittsburgh-looked-like-when-it-decided-it-had-a-pollution-problem

Guilt by association with Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein


Fig. 1. “Donald Trump with his future wife Melania Knauss, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell at Mar-a-Lago in February 2000.” Photograph credited to Davidoff Studios Photography/Getty Images, February 2000,[1] fair use.

There are lots more names in the latest from the Wall Street Journal on Jeffrey Epstein.[2] What we don’t know is how many of these people are pedophiles but seeing as how ordinary workers are guilty until proven innocent, I’m all in favor of applying the same standard to these rich and powerful people.

Khadeeja Safdar and David Benoit, “Jeffrey Epstein Documents, Part 2: Dinners With Lawrence Summers and Movie Screenings With Woody Allen,” Wall Street Journal, May 3, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/jeffrey-epstein-documents-woody-allen-larry-summers-edb3e9b2


Banking

Silicon Valley Bank, Signature Bank, and Credit Suisse, 2023


Fig. 1. “The monument sign in front of the parking lot of the Silicon Valley Bank headquarters at 3003 West Tasman Drive, Santa Clara, California.” Photograph by Minh Nguyen, March 13, 2023, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0.

It looks like PacWest is next on the hit list[3] while the Federal Reserve seems to be acknowledging that its aggressive anti-inflation policy undermined banks.[4] What seems very clear is that this banking crisis is not over.[5]

Lauren Hirsch, Maureen Farrell, and Jeanna Smialek, “Regulators Prepare to Seize and Sell First Republic,” New York Times, April 30, 2023, https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/29/business/first-republic-seizure-fdic.html

Telis Demos and Aaron Back, “With First Republic, JPMorgan’s Dimon Gets Over Financial Crisis Laments,” Wall Street Journal, May 1, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/with-first-republic-jpmorgans-dimon-gets-over-financial-crisis-laments-6d19041f

Rachel Louise Ensign and Ben Eisen, “First Republic Bank Is Seized, Sold to JPMorgan in Second-Largest U.S. Bank Failure,” Wall Street Journal, May 1, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/first-republic-bank-is-seized-sold-to-jpmorgan-in-second-largest-u-s-bank-failure-5cec723

Jennifer Hughes and Antoine Gara, “Investors warn of First Republic aftershocks at gloomy Milken gathering,” Financial Times, May 1, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/08907106-b792-4b94-b14e-f2d38c72bc48

Rachel Louise Ensign et al., “Why First Republic Bank Collapsed,” Wall Street Journal, May 1, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/first-republic-bank-collapse-why-banking-crisis-61660d96

Karl Russell and Christine Zhang, “3 Failed Banks This Year Were Bigger Than 25 That Crumbled in 2008,” New York Times, May 1, 2023, https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/business/bank-failures-svb-first-republic-signature.html

Financial Times, “First Republic/JPMorgan: small deal has big implications,” May 2, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/917878b6-713a-4acb-aa71-2254819ae245

Brooke Masters et al., “First Republic rescue fails to arrest slide in US regional bank shares,” Financial Times, May 2, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/32342f88-2d24-4198-90f1-89eb23bd1def

Justin Lahart, “Rate Hikes Can Wait,” Wall Street Journal, May 3, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/rate-hikes-can-wait-b54004a5

Matthew Monks, “PacWest Is Weighing Strategic Options, Including Possible Sale,” Bloomberg, May 3, 2023, https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-05-03/pacwest-said-to-weigh-strategic-options-including-possible-sale

Jeremy C. Owens and Bill Peters, “PacWest stock plummets more than 50% after report of potential sale; other bank stocks fall too,” MarketWatch, May 3, 2023, https://www.marketwatch.com/story/pacwest-stock-plummets-more-than-50-after-report-of-potential-sale-other-bank-stocks-join-in-decline-dbb89ee


  1. [1]Martin Pengelly, “‘She say anything about me?’ Trump raised Ghislaine Maxwell link with aides,” Guardian, October 4, 2022, https://www.theguardian.com/books/2022/oct/04/trump-ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-maggie-haberman-book-confidence-man
  2. [2]Khadeeja Safdar and David Benoit, “Jeffrey Epstein Documents, Part 2: Dinners With Lawrence Summers and Movie Screenings With Woody Allen,” Wall Street Journal, May 3, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/jeffrey-epstein-documents-woody-allen-larry-summers-edb3e9b2
  3. [3]Matthew Monks, “PacWest Is Weighing Strategic Options, Including Possible Sale,” Bloomberg, May 3, 2023, https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-05-03/pacwest-said-to-weigh-strategic-options-including-possible-sale; Jeremy C. Owens and Bill Peters, “PacWest stock plummets more than 50% after report of potential sale; other bank stocks fall too,” MarketWatch, May 3, 2023, https://www.marketwatch.com/story/pacwest-stock-plummets-more-than-50-after-report-of-potential-sale-other-bank-stocks-join-in-decline-dbb89ee
  4. [4]Justin Lahart, “Rate Hikes Can Wait,” Wall Street Journal, May 3, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/rate-hikes-can-wait-b54004a5
  5. [5]Brooke Masters et al., “First Republic rescue fails to arrest slide in US regional bank shares,” Financial Times, May 2, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/32342f88-2d24-4198-90f1-89eb23bd1def; Jeremy C. Owens and Bill Peters, “PacWest stock plummets more than 50% after report of potential sale; other bank stocks fall too,” MarketWatch, May 3, 2023, https://www.marketwatch.com/story/pacwest-stock-plummets-more-than-50-after-report-of-potential-sale-other-bank-stocks-join-in-decline-dbb89ee

The bank failures yet to happen

Banking

Silicon Valley Bank, Signature Bank, and Credit Suisse, 2023


Fig. 1. “The monument sign in front of the parking lot of the Silicon Valley Bank headquarters at 3003 West Tasman Drive, Santa Clara, California.” Photograph by Minh Nguyen, March 13, 2023, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0.

The New York Times argues that the bank collapses are really a big deal,[1] which raises an implication that they felt they needed to make this argument, which in turn suggests that they feel people aren’t taking it seriously enough.

The three [Silicon Valley, Signature, and First Republic] banks held a total of $532 billion in assets. That’s more than the $526 billion, when adjusted for inflation, held by the 25 banks that collapsed in 2008 at the height of the global financial crisis.[2]

But this might be the start of the recession everyone has been yammering about:[3]

“There is a little bit of a tendency to kind of breathe a sigh of relief on mornings like this,” David Hunt, chief executive of $1.2tn asset manager PGIM, told Milken attendees digesting the First Republic rescue. “Actually, we’re just starting the implications for the US economy.”

“First of all, we’re going to see a real ratcheting-up of regulation in the banking system, particularly on many . . . regional lenders,” said Hunt, adding that the impact of new rules would be “quite constraining”.

“What that will do is . . . further hinder the supply of credit that’s going into the economy. And I think that we are going to see now a real slowing that begins to happen to aggregate demand.”[4]


Fig. 2. “Top 50 banks by share of deposits that are not federally insured[,] [e]xclud[ing] banking giants considered systemically important . . . Sources: Federal Financial Institutions Examination Council; Financial Stability Board Notes: Data is as of Dec. 31, 2022. Includes domestic deposits only. Excludes global systemically important banks, which are subject to more stringent regulations, including tougher capital requirements.” Graphic by Ella Koeze, May 1, 2023, via the New York Times,[5] fair use.

Something the Times emphasizes, however, is that the three banks had disproportionately large shares of uninsured (exceeding the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation $250,000 limit) deposits. Their graphic (figure 2) shows that there are at least four other banks, which they don’t identify (The Financial Times names Pacific Western [“PacWest”] and Western Alliance[6]), that might be comparably subject to bank runs.[7] The question is whether those runs actually happen, which is all about two factors:

  1. Psychology with some basis in reality,[8] and with commercial real estate problems also looming.[9]
  2. Depositors’ needs for money, as with Silicon Valley Bank and technology companies needing, among other things, to make payroll and cloud computing payments[10]

So another piece of this isn’t just that we’re looking at a tightening of credit due to a regulatory crackdown due to bank failures that have already happened,[11] but as well to the crackdown which may occur as a consequence of bank failures yet to happen (and still might not).

One banking analyst pointed to a caveat in comments made by JPMorgan Chase chief executive Jamie Dimon after the First Republic takeover. Although he said the rescue of the California bank on Monday “pretty much resolves them all”, he prefaced his remarks with the warning that “there may be another smaller one” to come.

“People are latching on to that comment,” the analyst said.[12]

Lauren Hirsch, Maureen Farrell, and Jeanna Smialek, “Regulators Prepare to Seize and Sell First Republic,” New York Times, April 30, 2023, https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/29/business/first-republic-seizure-fdic.html

Telis Demos and Aaron Back, “With First Republic, JPMorgan’s Dimon Gets Over Financial Crisis Laments,” Wall Street Journal, May 1, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/with-first-republic-jpmorgans-dimon-gets-over-financial-crisis-laments-6d19041f

Rachel Louise Ensign and Ben Eisen, “First Republic Bank Is Seized, Sold to JPMorgan in Second-Largest U.S. Bank Failure,” Wall Street Journal, May 1, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/first-republic-bank-is-seized-sold-to-jpmorgan-in-second-largest-u-s-bank-failure-5cec723

Jennifer Hughes and Antoine Gara, “Investors warn of First Republic aftershocks at gloomy Milken gathering,” Financial Times, May 1, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/08907106-b792-4b94-b14e-f2d38c72bc48

Rachel Louise Ensign et al., “Why First Republic Bank Collapsed,” Wall Street Journal, May 1, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/first-republic-bank-collapse-why-banking-crisis-61660d96

Karl Russell and Christine Zhang, “3 Failed Banks This Year Were Bigger Than 25 That Crumbled in 2008,” New York Times, May 1, 2023, https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/business/bank-failures-svb-first-republic-signature.html

Financial Times, “First Republic/JPMorgan: small deal has big implications,” May 2, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/917878b6-713a-4acb-aa71-2254819ae245

Brooke Masters et al., “First Republic rescue fails to arrest slide in US regional bank shares,” Financial Times, May 2, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/32342f88-2d24-4198-90f1-89eb23bd1def

Commercial real estate


Fig. 3. “The iconic Crescent stands as recognizable landmark in the upscale neighborhood of Uptown, Dallas.” Photograph by Dallasedits [pseud.], July 5, 2016, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0.

Jake Blumgart and Chris A. Williams, “Philly-area workers prefer to work from home, leaving millions of square feet of office space vacant,” Philadelphia Inquirer, May 2, 2023, https://www.inquirer.com/real-estate/commercial/office-building-vacancy-hybrid-work-sublease-20230502.html


So-called ‘ridesharing’

Bezzle


Fig. 4. “Clarkdale Classic Gas Station, Clarkdale, Arizona,” Photograph by Alan Levine, October 28, 2016, via Wikimedia Commons, CC0.

Dan Gallagher, “Uber Is Firing on the Most Important Cylinders,” Wall Street Journal, May 2, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/uber-is-firing-on-the-most-important-cylinders-83fcfdd4


Work


Fig. 5. Yeah, this is me. The sign says, “If you’re whining about a labor shortage, STOP ignoring my job applications!” And the QR-code leads here. Photograph by author, January 16, 2023.

The Labor Department on Tuesday reported that there were 9.59 million unfilled jobs in the U.S. at the end of March, down from 9.974 million at the end of February, and 20% below the record 12.027 million logged in March of last year.[13]

And not one of these mother fuckers will hire me. Not one.

Justin Lahart, “Help Still Wanted: Fewer Job Openings Won’t Faze the Fed,” Wall Street Journal, May 2, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/help-still-wanted-fewer-job-openings-wont-faze-the-fed-6afb3424


Gilead

Academic repression

Student loans


Fig. 6. Unattributed and undated image via James G. Martin Center for Academic Renewal,[14] fair use.

Erum Salam, “US states opposing student loan forgiveness made false claims, files reveal,” Guardian, May 2, 2023, https://www.theguardian.com/money/2023/may/02/student-loan-forgiveness-supreme-court-us-states-false-claims

Twitter


Fig. 7. “Elon Musk shared a video of his entrance on his Twitter account.” Photograph attributed to Elon Musk, October 26, 2022, via the New York Post,[15] fair use.

If this [Elon Musk’s threat to reassign the @NPR handle] is a sign of things to come on Twitter, we might soon see even more of a rapid retreat by media organizations and other brands that don’t think it’s worth the risk. It’s really an extraordinary threat to make.[16]

Bobby Allyn, “Elon Musk threatens to re-assign @NPR on Twitter to ‘another company,’” National Public Radio, May 2, 2023, https://www.npr.org/2023/05/02/1173422311/elon-musk-npr-twitter-reassign


Imperialism

Russia

Ukraine


Fig. 8. “Destroyed Russian military vehicles located on the main street Khreshchatyk are seen as part of the celebration of the Independence Day of Ukraine in Kyiv, August 24.” Photograph by Gleb Garanich for Reuters, August 24, 2022,[17] fair use.

Samantha de Bendern, “Putin claims he’s cancelling public celebrations over safety fears. The truth is more humiliating,” Guardian, May 2, 2023, https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/may/02/putin-cancelling-public-celebrations-safety-fears-ukraine-war


Quantum computing

There are, we are to understand, two big problems with quantum computing. The first is that it isn’t here yet:

[Peter Shor’s] best guess as to when this [several conceptual breakthroughs and a huge engineering effort before we can scale quantum computers to the necessary 1mn qubits needed for his algorithm] might happen? “I would predict between 20 and 40 years,” he says. But he does not rule out the possibility that the physics challenges will prove too hard and we will never build workable quantum computers.[18]

The second is that Peter Shor’s algorithm, which requires a “workable quantum computer,” purportedly cracks the Rivest-Shamir-Adleman (RSA) algorithm used to encrypt most secure traffic on the web. Suddenly, an awful lot of secure traffic won’t be any more for anyone suitably (expensively) equipped.[19]

The existence of Shor’s algorithm is why I’ve generally preferred elliptic curve cryptography—send an encrypted email message to me and you’ll be encrypting to an elliptic curve cryptography 25519 key—even if I haven’t always used it, but apparently elliptic curve cryptography is also vulnerable to quantum computing, which means there is still a need for an encryption algorithm that will resist quantum computing.[20] Fortunately, I won’t need to solve this problem for a while.[21]

Sam Learner et al., “Quantum computing could break the internet. This is how,” Financial Times, May 3, 2023, https://ig.ft.com/quantum-computing/


  1. [1]Karl Russell and Christine Zhang, “3 Failed Banks This Year Were Bigger Than 25 That Crumbled in 2008,” New York Times, May 1, 2023, https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/business/bank-failures-svb-first-republic-signature.html
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  4. [4]Jennifer Hughes and Antoine Gara, “Investors warn of First Republic aftershocks at gloomy Milken gathering,” Financial Times, May 1, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/08907106-b792-4b94-b14e-f2d38c72bc48
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  9. [9]Eric Platt and Harriet Agnew, “Charlie Munger: US banks are ‘full of’ bad commercial property loans,” Financial Times, April 30, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/da9f8230-2eb1-49c5-b63a-f1507936d01b
  10. [10]Adam Cancryn, Ben White, and Victoria Guida, “How Biden saved Silicon Valley startups: Inside the 72 hours that transformed U.S. banking,” Politico, March 13, 2023, https://www.politico.com/news/2023/03/13/the-emergency-bank-rescue-that-almost-didnt-happen-72-hours-00086868; Ben Foldy, Rachel Louise Ensign, and Justin Baer, “How Silicon Valley Turned on Silicon Valley Bank,” Wall Street Journal, March 12, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/how-silicon-valley-turned-on-silicon-valley-bank-ee293ac9; Jeff Stein, “Is this a bailout and 6 other questions about the SVB collapse,” Washington Post, March 13, 2023, https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2023/03/13/svb-bank-bailout-fed/; Jeff Stein et al., “U.S. says ‘all’ deposits at failed bank will be available Monday,” Washington Post, March 12, 2023, https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2023/03/12/silicon-valley-bank-deposits/; Nick Timiraos, “SVB, Signature Bank Depositors to Get All Their Money as Fed Moves to Stem Crisis,” Wall Street Journal, March 12, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/federal-reserve-rolls-out-emergency-measures-to-prevent-banking-crisis-ba4d7f98
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  13. [13]Justin Lahart, “Help Still Wanted: Fewer Job Openings Won’t Faze the Fed,” Wall Street Journal, May 2, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/help-still-wanted-fewer-job-openings-wont-faze-the-fed-6afb3424
  14. [14]Richard K. Vedder, “Eliminate or Radically Restructure Federal Student Loans,” James G. Martin Center for Academic Renewal, September 16, 2020, https://www.jamesgmartin.center/2020/09/eliminate-or-radically-restructure-federal-student-loans/
  15. [15]Thomas Barrabi, “Elon Musk barges into Twitter HQ as deal nears: ‘Let that sink in,’” New York Post, October 26, 2022, https://nypost.com/2022/10/26/elon-musk-barges-into-twitter-headquarters-as-deal-nears/
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  17. [17]Reuters, “Ukraine puts destroyed Russian tanks on display in Kyiv,” August 25, 2022, https://www.reuters.com/news/picture/ukraine-puts-destroyed-russian-tanks-on-idUSRTSALV9Q
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  20. [20]namcios [pseud.], “GnuPG now uses ECC 25519 as default on new key generation – any compatibility issues to worry about?” Stack Exchange, August 6, 2021, https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/254045/gnupg-now-uses-ecc-25519-as-default-on-new-key-generation-any-compatibility-is
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A common enough rule

Okay, I gotta hit publish. My system wants to update itself.


Banking

Silicon Valley Bank, Signature Bank, and Credit Suisse, 2023


Fig. 1. “The monument sign in front of the parking lot of the Silicon Valley Bank headquarters at 3003 West Tasman Drive, Santa Clara, California.” Photograph by Minh Nguyen, March 13, 2023, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0.

Three of the four largest-ever U.S. bank failures have occurred in the past two months. First Republic, with some $233 billion in assets at the end of the first quarter, ranks just behind the 2008 collapse of Washington Mutual Inc. Rounding out the top four are Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank, a New York-based lender that also failed in March.[1]

In addition to this, the long-term debt problems that beset Silicon Valley and Signature Banks are flatly not uncommon throughout the industry. But somehow, from a lot of the coverage I’m seeing, Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank and now First Republic Bank are mere rotten apples, not as Nouriel Roubini argues, examples of a general or at least common enough rule.[2]

It is institutionally necessary, however, to downplay that (I’m presuming) truth, for if folks sniffing around more banks keep sounding alarms, then those banks too become vulnerable to loss of confidence and bank runs. And we certainly wouldn’t want this spiraling out to ever more institutions, now, would we?

It’s almost as if the banks are of a shrinking pool of virgins to be sacrificed, how many will be left when the mob bays for ever more sacrifice?

And no, I’m pretty damned near absolutely sure that isn’t how “they,” them, of course, not us, of course, selected victims for sacrifice. And if we’re howling for ever more sacrifice, I’m pretty damned near absolutely sure it isn’t the rich men’s daughters we would toss into the nearest closest approximation to hell—always wise to keep an erupting volcano or two around for just this purpose—but, well, do I really need to spell it out?

Lauren Hirsch, Maureen Farrell, and Jeanna Smialek, “Regulators Prepare to Seize and Sell First Republic,” New York Times, April 30, 2023, https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/29/business/first-republic-seizure-fdic.html

Telis Demos and Aaron Back, “With First Republic, JPMorgan’s Dimon Gets Over Financial Crisis Laments,” Wall Street Journal, May 1, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/with-first-republic-jpmorgans-dimon-gets-over-financial-crisis-laments-6d19041f

Rachel Louise Ensign and Ben Eisen, “First Republic Bank Is Seized, Sold to JPMorgan in Second-Largest U.S. Bank Failure,” Wall Street Journal, May 1, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/first-republic-bank-is-seized-sold-to-jpmorgan-in-second-largest-u-s-bank-failure-5cec723

Rachel Louise Ensign et al., “Why First Republic Bank Collapsed,” Wall Street Journal, May 1, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/first-republic-bank-collapse-why-banking-crisis-61660d96

Commercial real estate


Fig. 2. “The iconic Crescent stands as recognizable landmark in the upscale neighborhood of Uptown, Dallas.” Photograph by Dallasedits [pseud.], July 5, 2016, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0.

Eric Platt and Harriet Agnew, “Charlie Munger: US banks are ‘full of’ bad commercial property loans,” Financial Times, April 30, 2023, https://www.ft.com/content/da9f8230-2eb1-49c5-b63a-f1507936d01b


Imperialism

United States


Fig. 3. “American Progress,” painting by John Gast, 1872, digital version 2006, via Wikimedia Commons, public domain.

Ishaan Tharoor, “Eyeing China, Biden official floats a new ‘Washington consensus,’” Washington Post, May 1, 2023, https://www.washingtonpost.com//world/2023/05/01/washington-consensus-china-trade-sullivan-protectionism/


  1. [1]Rachel Louise Ensign and Ben Eisen, “First Republic Bank Is Seized, Sold to JPMorgan in Second-Largest U.S. Bank Failure,” Wall Street Journal, May 1, 2023, https://www.wsj.com/articles/first-republic-bank-is-seized-sold-to-jpmorgan-in-second-largest-u-s-bank-failure-5cec723
  2. [2]Izabella Kaminska, “Bad bonds risk bringing down banks, warns ‘Dr Doom,’” Politico, March 16, 2023, https://www.politico.eu/article/bad-bonds-risk-bringing-down-banks-warns-dr-doom-nouriel-roubini-svb/; Nouriel Roubini, “‘Most U.S. banks are technically near insolvency, and hundreds are already fully insolvent,’ Roubini says,” MarketWatch, April 1, 2023, https://www.marketwatch.com/story/most-u-s-banks-are-technically-near-insolvency-and-hundreds-are-already-fully-insolvent-roubini-says-18b89f92